"Oh wait, I forgot to get ten tomatoes, back in a bit, sorry!"
"So um… what's yer thing?"
"Aye, yer thing…"
"Every Thursday, I pull down the shutters, phone the wife, tell her I'm stocktaking."
"But you're not."
"I strip off, grab a basket, walk around, stickin' things in."
"That's good, but you know what you could do?"
"Watch back the CCTV for that day, go up next to where people were standing. Go like that to them: 'Alright, sir? Two for one. Can I help you madam? Ten tomatoes, alright here,' like you usually would… but with yer cock out."
"I'm doing that. I'm doing that tonight."
"Doing what tonight?"
"Ah, watchin' the game on that."
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