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 No.3282

r8 my new poem, internet

''Earth is my favorite planet.
It’s beautiful, blue and round and shit
but what the fuck man?! God damn it!
You can’t just go on abusing it!

Yes, many men would prefer Venus
but I love Earth and I feel she loves me.
I think it’s because of my penis
and romantic personality

Yes, Earth is my favorite planet.
‘cause of all the planets that I have seen
(though maybe I have not seen many)
I find her to be the most attractive.

Yes, always wet - that's how I like it,
I love how she’s got the bush on the right spots
and the curves, oh god almighty.
She’s no more young but still pretty darn hot.

Oh Earth, girl, if you were mine
we'd fly to the stars every night.
I'd plough you bareback from behind.
I'd be your favorite form of life.''

 No.3283

>>3282
Technically shitty, but damn it's witty!
Made me smile / 10



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